Aiden and Ryan
Angry Birds is a toilet game developed by Rovio Entertainment. By toilet game I mean a game that is primarily played when you are bored and have nothing better to do. The term does not imply that the contents of the game resemble that of a toilet. The game is a masterpiece and will leave you entertained for hours because of its instigated levels that require a high intuition to solve the puzzle which is to kill the pigs. While the main game is a six hour adventure of nonstop action and fun, finding the golden eggs will take another six hours and will leave you on the edge of your seat as you try to find them all to progress to the secret levels. Overall, Angry Birds is the greatest game of all time because of its plot, extras, and game play
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Thank you. I did not know what a toilet game was before this moment and you, yourself have enlightened me to the world of toilet games that don't resemble a toilet whatsoever. Thank you for this moment for I have become a more full person because of you.
ReplyDeleteWow Aiden and KitKat, this critique is absolutely amazing. I loved playing Angry Birds when I was little and I agree that it is a toilet game. When you wrote "toilet game", I thought it was a literal game that is played when one shall be on the toilet, but I was wrong.
ReplyDeleteThis game is truly cerebral. Honestly, words cannot describe how perfect this game is. Even though the game is truly incredible, I think it can really be connected to the socialist and communist movements in America today. I must criticize the game with this. We see the red bird which truly represents the communist populations in America today. Obviously the red bird attacks the green pigs which represent the "capitalist pigs" with their "green" money. I do not condone this anti-communist behavior, but still I can enjoy the game by breaking it down to its simplest terms, birds vs. pigs.
ReplyDeleteI loved play this game when I was little, so I am glad to read this in depth review. I did not even know there were secret levels, but thank you for that enlightening fact.
ReplyDeleteAngry Birds truly is a masterpiece. It's spawned quite the franchise as well--there's a racing version, a Transformers version, and not one but two Star Wars editions, in addition to all the other more normal Angry Birds sequels. I'm just curious how you came up with the "six hours" number.
ReplyDeleteAngry birds is definitely a great toilet game. It is very fun and relaxing, unlike a lot of other games which makes people stressed and even depressed.
ReplyDeleteI used to play this game all the time, and I totally agree with everything you're saying!
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